Oh hey. Name's Kim. I'm a 23 year old Drexel Law student. I like TV. Here you will find: Boy Meets World, Disney, SNL, Breaking Bad, True Blood, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, Harry Potter, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Vampire Diaries, Community and other pop culture items I find hilarious or beautiful. If you reblog me, FOLLOW ME cuz theres more where that came from ;) BYAH.
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life hack: shut up. just shut the fuck up.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
"If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors."
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
Individuals who fail to understand sarcasm are more likely to suffer from dementia and experience a decrease in the brain’s abilities.
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit